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How to Fake it in Hollywood

THE JAZZ MORONS

Fourteen scenes from a sitcom that never got picked up — swinging drums, hustling pianos, and just enough Tinseltown delusion to fill a call sheet. Special guest star Eddy Malka mans the piano on the title theme, in three different moods of desperate optimism.

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Today's Call Sheet

14 scenes · approx. 28 min
shooting nowhere in particular
SCENE SLUG RUN TIME
  1. 01How to Fake it in Hollywood — intro0:59
  2. 02Audition Line Limelight2:38
  3. 03Studio Lot Loiter2:07
  4. 04Waiting Room Whimsy2:07
  5. 05 How to Fake it in Hollywood — fastGUEST: EDDY MALKA, PIANO 2:24
  6. 06Stupid Agent Man1:22
  7. 07Headshot Hustle1:49
  8. 08Deal-Making Daydream2:02
  9. 09Pitch Meeting Pothole1:49
  10. 10 How to Fake it in Hollywood — slowGUEST: EDDY MALKA, PIANO 1:09
  11. 11Coffee-Fueled Callback1:47
  12. 12Lunch Pitch Letdown3:35
  13. 13Tinsel Town Tantrum1:59
  14. 14 How to Fake it in Hollywood — outroGUEST: EDDY MALKA, PIANO 0:39

Production Notes

GenreModern jazz
MoodLighthearted
Scenes14
Runtime~28 min
Best forFilm & TV sync
Studiodna-productions

The Jazz Morons write jazz-influenced cues with a comedic streak — built for sitcoms, ads, and anything that needs swing without taking itself too seriously. Available for sync licensing.

Piano — Paris, France

Eddy Malka

Legendary French pianist Eddy Malka brings his signature touch to the title theme — blending Parisian swing with the irreverent spirit of The Jazz Morons. His storytelling-driven playing gives the theme its heart, whether burning fast, drifting slow, or signing off in style.

APPEARS IN: Scene 05 · Fast Scene 10 · Slow Scene 14 · Outro

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